The following joke circulates for quite some time, with many different versions for <President> and <Other Country>.
*One day <President> went to see a fortune teller, and asked him, "When will I die?". The fortune teller said ,"On an <Other country>'s holiday". <President> asked, "Which one?" The fortune teller said, "It doesn't matter, any day you die will be made into a new <Other country>'s holiday."
Example of joke from: Joke - Wikipedia
External Links
- Exercise 1: Past Simple - Gap-fill exercise